Altoid

The Altoid is a creature standing at two feet tall and can ownly be beaten by another Altoid in a fight. It is a natutally frustrated creature can be found talking in third person and spending time with it's natural friend the British Chippy.

OHHP! Altoid Pissed! OHHP! Altoid, hurt.

by British Chippy May 2, 2009

Altoid

One of The Fist's youngest members. Though not there every reset, she tries. I think.

Altoid: newest member of DD.

by Boochies August 27, 2003

Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

by Solo February 15, 2004

altoid

a short girl, usually 13 or 14, a young age.

rachael g is an altoid

by bounce April 10, 2004

altoidian

Extra minty. Perfect.

Look at that old Studebaker! It's perfect. It's altoidian!

by Awesomesaurusrex June 23, 2014

Altoid slut

A nasty girl who’s pussy stinks so bad it makes you puck at the thought of it and she will suck dick for anyone

That Angie is a altoid slut

by Altoigangie February 24, 2021

Altoid sucker

A women who’s pussy stinks so bad she has to suck dicks with a breath mint to cover the stink up.

That altoid sucker is one nasty women

by Altoigangie February 25, 2021