Short

When used in the context of dubbing someone as such, shall really mean "Penis" in a complementary fashion. For Example: "You are Short", really means "You have a large penis". Those using this phrase usually cannot stop thinking about penis, and should be treated as such.

Commonly used by Saint Thomasians.

A: "You sir, are short"
B: "Why thank you, and I must say your obsession over penis is making me uncomfortable.

by Sir Zesty Toucan October 29, 2010

short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

by youngbull June 21, 2005

short

Slang term meaning car.

"Damn, that your new short?"

by mr00jimbo August 01, 2005

short

short -person whoose getting out of the military soon.

I got only 1 day man can't get shorter then that.

by jake smith May 26, 2004

shorts

Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.

You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008

short

when your the height of your guy's dick

she was so short she didnt need to bend over to blow him

by angelfromhell623 January 05, 2005

shorts

Video vignettes, between 2 and 30 minutes in length that express a message complete in itself.

One of the things I like about Zed is that it provides a venue for creative video makers to showcase their shorts.

by laura_jean January 03, 2005