80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021

80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

80's

An erroneous way of referring to the '80s.

Shows an unwillingness to learn how to properly use apostrophes.

I was born in the 80's, no you were born in the '80s dipshit.

by ajuk July 26, 2014

80's butt

When jeans are worn high above the waist line, making the rear-end look tall and wedgied. Often worn by middle-aged women, soccer moms, and people that grew up in the eighties. Can also appear in swimsuits; as seen in Baywatch.

"Man! Look at that 80's butt!

by Owen Gifford May 13, 2008

80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".

80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

80 on 80

doing 80 miles an hour on one of Jersey's most glorious east/west highways.

"Made it to work on time doing 80 on 80."

"It only takes me 55 min to get home from Montclair State!"
"Pft, I can do it in 25. 80 on 80."

by coconut666 September 13, 2009

80's Bush lovin

A man or woman who loves a woman with a very hairy wild bush just like they had back in the 80's

I am tired of all the women shaving there privates bald. All i want is some hairy bush cause i am 80's bush lovin

I love women that have a thick wild hairy private for my 80's bush lovin

by IronMan1980 June 28, 2009