Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum
by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024
Get the September 1stmug. September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”
Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”
Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.
X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.
X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
by theatreidiots November 22, 2021
Get the September 1stmug. on September the 1st specifically at 1:47am if you ask a girl out at this time and she says yes you are instantly bonded FOR LIFE and you will love each other forever there is no way around it!!!
boy(on September 1st at 1:47am): hey do you wanna go out?
girl: oh my god yes and its September 1st at 1:47am?! that means we will together and love each other forever!!!
boy: i know babe <3
girl: oh my god yes and its September 1st at 1:47am?! that means we will together and love each other forever!!!
boy: i know babe <3
by grogger12 April 30, 2020
Get the September 1stmug. by Notvilma September 1, 2022
Get the September 1stmug.