Irish Windex

When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.

Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."

by Supermctwist9000 May 2, 2018

Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.

Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.

by Paichni December 19, 2021

Windex

A delicious drink that is sometimes used to clean windows. It comes in multiple flavours, but all of them are the best. It can also be used as a body wash, shampoo, disinfectant, anything!

Alex: Hey Derek, do you want to drink some Windex?
Derek: Of course, thank you for asking!

by Rainiered June 24, 2021

Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012

Windexing

When you laugh like a broken winded bottle sounds.

Dude, Phil stop getting high and windexing all day.

by Buttchuggin69420666 June 8, 2021

windex thang

a cock-eyed person

Yo, my man got that windex thang with his eyes real bad

by ghetto rogue March 1, 2003

Windex Wack

To be butt-ass naked whilst humping a window

“Hey Honey, I had a rough day at work. Mind if I Windex Wack?”

by Magic Johnzyn January 29, 2024