a "J"

(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)

1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".

2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".

3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".

by SirIsaacHillary September 21, 2005

J

Jordan shoes

he stepped on my j's !

Nelly ft JD ft Ciara - Stepped On My J’Z

by Michantely June 22, 2008

"J"

A one letter abbreviation of "Jumper". It refers to a person's shot in basketball.

Some cocky assclown: "Yo dawg, I know you not puttin' that Rock up from here 'cause you ain't gots no J."

by Elmer January 20, 2005

J

A cute and beautiful person
Might look like a cute puppy, but don't trust her looks, as

J has a really deep voice that might blow you off your feet

"Her voice sounds like J oh my god I think I might faint"

by koreanmusicstan December 5, 2021

j~

For use in Instant Messaging, descriptive of the "zhj" sound in words like caSual and uSual.

Kinda hard to write down, so use j~ instead. Mainly used for abbreviating words, e.g. caj~ as an abbreviation of casual and pronounced cazhj. Sorta.

I'll dress smart-caj~.

by J4 March 9, 2005

J#

A programming languagesic whose very inception has been known to reduce grown programmers to fits of laughter.

No way are we hiring that moron. He had the nerve to list J# on his resume!

by moofa December 9, 2008

J

Another commonly used term among potheads for a marijuana joint.

Hey, can you hand me the papers so I can roll another J.

by Fathead December 8, 2004