A pair of Air Jordan Basketball shoes. Usually nice; clean; new; pair of them.
Hey bruh; watch it, steppin on my J's!

I got my Jays on I'm ready to ball out!
by Mister Man. February 11, 2009
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(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)
1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".

2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".

3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".
by SirIsaacHillary September 2, 2005
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he stepped on my j's !

Nelly ft JD ft Ciara - Stepped On My J’Z
by Michantely July 11, 2008
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A one letter abbreviation of "Jumper". It refers to a person's shot in basketball.
Some cocky assclown: "Yo dawg, I know you not puttin' that Rock up from here 'cause you ain't gots no J."
by Elmer January 21, 2005
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A cute and beautiful person
Might look like a cute puppy, but don't trust her looks, as

J has a really deep voice that might blow you off your feet
"Her voice sounds like J oh my god I think I might faint"
by koreanmusicstan December 5, 2021
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For use in Instant Messaging, descriptive of the "zhj" sound in words like caSual and uSual.

Kinda hard to write down, so use j~ instead. Mainly used for abbreviating words, e.g. caj~ as an abbreviation of casual and pronounced cazhj. Sorta.
I'll dress smart-caj~.
by J4 March 9, 2005
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A programming languagesic whose very inception has been known to reduce grown programmers to fits of laughter.
No way are we hiring that moron. He had the nerve to list J# on his resume!
by moofa July 22, 2007
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