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(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)
1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".

2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".

3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".
a "J" by SirIsaacHillary September 21, 2005
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Your jump shot in reference to basketball
Yo man watch me do a "J"!!
a "J" by Teenie September 29, 2005
j as in junkie(crackhead) someone who either acts extrmley stupid/crazy or looks busted(raggedy). Can also be used to describe a lame person
so quita lookin like a "j" today huh?
a "J" by Kewl ass Laura September 19, 2006
1.A hot nerd whos a genius-so ingenius he makes other men cry.
2.A sexy man beast with a great butt.
3. The name your girlfriend screams during intercourse-if its your name or not.
1. "Dude Mark is such an A.J he made me cry-hes soo smart."
2." Oh my god did you see his butt, he is such an A.J"
3. "So last night my girlfriend shouted 'OH A.J! The problem is thats not my name..."
A.J by Pepper_Moto March 15, 2010
1. Perfection personified. Exemplary in every way. Flawless.
2. Women desire him, men desire to be like him.
3. Heroic.
4. Brilliant.
1. Then Steven Hawking said to Brad Pitt, "It's not just us who pales in comparison, if Michael Jordan was more A.J., he'd not only have more than 6 rings, but also would have solved world hunger and cured cancer."

2. Though his brother-in-laws were dim, they knew enough to yearn to be more A.J.-like.

3. Did you see that beautiful man fight off the pack of wolves to save that baby? What an A.J.!
4. The handsome, virile, and utterly breathtaking man was not only a genius, but almost A.J.
A.J. by Pythiagoras July 19, 2010
A.J is a slang that started in Maple, Ontario, Canada that means "Vodka". Similar to the slang for Marijuana (M.J)
"Where can I find some A J?"
"Sorry, I am all out of A J"
"wtf lcbo dosent sell A J wtf"
A J by superman666 January 31, 2006
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