Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.

Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival

by G. Sant October 19, 2010

Fizz shit

When you fill your ass with champagne and blast it out like you're on the f1 podium

I can't believe i just won, i just fizz shitted all over Lewis Halmilton

by Kershski December 21, 2020

Shit-stunned

Becoming disabled by the power of poop

Shit-stunned , I shit so hard and so nasty that you become disoriented

by Saecjo August 10, 2015

Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.

Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger

by Bridke September 1, 2016

questionable shit

remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah

Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"

by Phuza December 2, 2021

Shit dribbler

The act of someone pouring out your shit (dope,drugs, meth) out onto their shoe or other solid object to smoke later on

Did you see that chick shit dribble on her shoe, must be broke cant afford her own. yeah there is alot of shit dribblers nowadays

by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022