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Kind Fart 

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Kind Fart by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
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Grudge Fart 

A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.
I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.

"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."
Grudge Fart by M3NTALXHAZARD January 17, 2017

Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.
Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.
Blunt Fart by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

Sonic Fart 

A fart you can hear and smell at the same time
I feel a Sonic fart coming on...
Sonic Fart by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

Puddle fart 

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
Puddle fart by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

evening fart 

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
evening fart by Jenkintown February 14, 2017