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Iron Eyes

A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.

This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.
player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on

(a minute later)

player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock

you get the drill
by xmetal May 14, 2009
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pine eyes

when your extremely high and your eyes are shaped like almonds...or even lower than that like asians.
I got my pine eyes on, so you know that im zooted.
by Anonymous1234543212345e November 24, 2009
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Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.
Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.
by Salem. April 7, 2010
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Grandpas' Eyebrows

Grandpas' Eyebrows... their everywhere...

Being all over the place, or crazy. Rarely used for items, more used for people.
Billy shouted at Wanda for no reason AGAIN- Zach

Yeah man hes like Grandpas' Eyebrows- Tyler
by Rock Dagger April 27, 2010
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Lazy Eyed Jones

A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.

A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-

Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.

It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.

A verb -

What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.

I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
by GoforGlory April 6, 2011
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Ass Eyer

Somebody who likes to look at asses.
"Dude did you see that girls ass." "Fucking ass eyer, your a perve."
by Cheeseheadbobpants November 15, 2011
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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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