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Giant Invisible Flying Penis

Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012
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Penis de la Revolution

A penis, malformed by years of neglect and misuse.
Diagnosed by holding up an avocado next to the patients penis.

Named from the first person ever to present such a symptom. Known only by his handle Revolution, the phrase quickly gained ground in the medical community by the name "Penis de la Revolution".
Revolution: Doctor, my penis looks like an avocado!
Doctor: Let's call it 'penis de la revolution'!
by Suzpaz June 29, 2010
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Too Big Penis syndrome

Too Big Penis syndrome A.k.a. the TBP-syndrome.

A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.

The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!

Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!

May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!

Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.

Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
-...and he wants to hang out but then ignores me half the time?!
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.
by Twocolorsocks May 6, 2011
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a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
by mike potter September 25, 2005
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Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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Lil' Boy Penis

When yo dicky-dick be lookin' like tommy pickle's dick
yo that kids got Lil' Boy Penis, let's get 'em!!
by gotthatbabydick June 20, 2011
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