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Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
by ma02rc February 27, 2025
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Trump terrorism

Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
by fuckster_treaster January 6, 2021
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Trump Facts

A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.
The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.
by HB_Hoss November 14, 2020
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Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….
I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!
by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022
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fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.
Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"
by 7568ino December 4, 2024
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Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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trump

trump means poop a lot and is a big but
poop trump
by agkoester@sccs.cnyric.org December 1, 2021
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