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quiet jack off 

Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.
"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"
quiet jack off by romanticizer December 15, 2011

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...
cracker jack by O2L February 2, 2006

new jack 

A word adopted by rappers, however this originally is derived from prison slang and refers to a person who is new in prison.
Yo dawg, let's go show that motha fuckin' new jack watsup with my dick.
new jack by big j July 8, 2004

Shop Jack 

To steal or use somthing that is not yours. It can apply to copying some aspect of another person as a means to make yourself look better than you really are. Or using an object of another person's without their knowledge. Also applies to talking about a concept as if you birthed it even though it was already around 100's of years before you were.
"Damn it, Jerry shop jacked my deodorant!"

"What's with Bob always shop jacking my style?"

"Dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?"

Someone- "Hey, I just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, I'm going to call it, Facialbook."

Someone else- "You're a bag of hammers, you're just shop jacking facebook."
Shop Jack by costerc August 7, 2009

Asshole Jack 

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.
Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!
Asshole Jack by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010