ass scarf

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.

Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.

by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004

Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass

johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you

by MAK def April 2, 2005

ass shat

to be so drunk or hungover that your entire body feels as though it were going through the digestive process.

I got ass shat at the Cellar last night

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006

ass general

The highest rank which can be achieved in the US Ass Service. The top officer which supervises all Ass Pirates, Admirals, Bandits, and Rangers. To achieve this status one must be highly skilled in Ass Navigation, Strategy, and Warfare. Also has a 2 slot cabinet for his Ass Advisors.

Vin Diesel finally made it to full blown Ass General. He appointed Tom Cruise to his Ass Advisor position.

by Big Mikey J 1979 June 11, 2006

ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

by cheesebread September 5, 2007

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018