Skip to main content

John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
by Stonewallism November 5, 2018
mugGet the John Harrolsonmug.

John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).
"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"
by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022
mugGet the John Burgermug.

John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
by anonymous April 17, 2024
mugGet the John Michaelmug.

John raymond co

A beautiful boy. Both man and woman want him. People adore his cute and handsome face. He's the funniest. He keeps his coolness. In love he is "numb" he didn't know who really cares for him. This name sigifinies "unravel love" there's a lot of challenges and trial that'll come to find his true love. I love every thing this John raymond co have, no matter what people say. He loves everything. He'll never be afraid of anything. Always be who you are and love yourself first. I love you.
John raymond Co is the best man/boy that I'll ever know.
by Rayro March 7, 2022
mugGet the John raymond comug.

John Cena

Meme: Do a deer a female deer ....... la a note to follow so, Tee I drink with jamin bread. And that will bring us back to......John Cena Do do do doooooooo. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!
Search up best john cena vines up on u-tube to see more!
mugGet the John Cenamug.

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh
by A Kylie December 2, 2019
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)
"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."
by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020
mugGet the Johnmug.

Share this definition