zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Z Job

Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.

I thought it might be a 2 positions no oral kinda night but instead I got the full Z job.

by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024

Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.

I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job

by theguy2024 March 26, 2024

Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.

Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)

by AdamBnj June 26, 2021

Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021