Finger bowl

A persons asshole

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.

by Peanut 1 November 13, 2018

Finger's December

where girl finger's her self when someone watches

im going to do the finger's December Challenge

by xFallen1990 November 15, 2018

"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.

My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018

finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.

"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom

by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018

Finger popping

When you put you finger the cat and pop the booty hole

Stacy:Dan was finger popping me last night
Trina: girl ik both of those holes felt amazing

by dannyyaaa November 25, 2018

Finger Popping

finger a girls vagina and pop her bootyhole

Jaylen:i was finger popping trina last night dude, she loved it.
Chris: oh i bet her holes felt great

by dannyyaaa November 25, 2018