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on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
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The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.
The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.
by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019
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God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
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Gods will

A mixture of substance that are, magic mushrooms soaked in lsd solution and dmt powder sprinkled on the mushroom cap
Man. Gods will was a weird trip dude. I turned into a baby blue russian nutcracker
by Tibthink September 10, 2025
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The Supreme Badminton God

A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton

His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS
ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white
by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022
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God

The guy who knows everyone including you.
God is the guy you see when you die.
by Calamity 69!!! January 4, 2022
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She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.
Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.
by NullOfTheVoid May 31, 2024
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