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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines
by mickeydickens March 17, 2025
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Dirty Callaghan

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.
I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan
by terramungamine March 20, 2025
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Dirty Callaghan

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.
harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night
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Long calls the sleepless night

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"
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Dirty Callaway

When you shove a golf ball up your partner's anus.
I did 18 holes today and when I got home, I gave my girl a Dirty Callaway.
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Avon Calling

Is a uk beauty brand that get delivered though your door and you can be Rep! So Avon calling is when it calling for you.
Ohh It’s Avon calling”
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Kylin Callicott

A fucking legend, she has a bigger dick than you. She is the sweetest and most loving person you will ever meet in your life. Kylin Callicott IS FUCKING BATMAN.
Friend 1: Bro have you met Kylin Callicott, she doesn’t sleep dude!
Friend 2: CAUSE SHE FUCKIN BATMAN BRUH!
by kylintwin69 June 18, 2025
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