Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Thats job

Its long, its effort, thats job. When you have been given a task and you would normaly not give a fuck, but on this accation you dont have a choice.

Mum: can you take the rubbish down
Pat: Thats Job... fine
Mum: I know its fine you ungreatful little bastered.

by EPICyosh8... Xbox360 July 11, 2016

Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.

I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.

by Cocrates August 4, 2025

Blaich Job

An over the pants blow job given by SrA Tylin Blaich, preferably with teeth.

“Dude did you see that 45 year old SrA out there giving Blaich jobs at the bar last night?”

by The E-4 Mafia July 21, 2025