Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is
Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands
by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022
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Healthy Handful

As much as you can hold in your hand
by Lord “P” October 23, 2018
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Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025
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Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.
I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.
by AKSHERMANUS June 07, 2022
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Flaming hand

The hand you go completely ham or jack off with.
by Clap420 March 08, 2021
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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 24, 2013
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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 07, 2019
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