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White Wool Cap 

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.
After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.
White Wool Cap by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011
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white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot
i made my woman do a white tadpole last night
white tadpole by christophorus August 5, 2011

white umbilical cord 

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
white umbilical cord by pentozali October 26, 2011
The astion of putting cocain down your urethra and mastibating onto someones face.
I gave a white out to my girlfriend yesterday.
White out by Stephen12332132423523 October 27, 2011

White choco's 

a gang of seemingly average young girls who are in a gang with each other do to the fact that they think they are black when they are actually white hence the "White" chocos
Better watch out for the "white choco's" tonight, they thugin' around hard core
White choco's by headchoco April 28, 2012

White-ing 

Whining or complaining about something that's a recurring problem to a group of people knowing no one will listen or do what that person will say. It sounds like that person will never stop bitching.
Teacher: rant rant rant*
Student:Mrs.White stop white-ing you do this every class!
White-ing by RastaMan703 October 7, 2012

white nickel 

The result of cumming on only one tit, leaving the other one unsymmetrical.
My girlfriend got mad at me because all I gave her was a white nickel last night; she prefers everything to be balanced.
white nickel by Roadie_MTBer October 30, 2012