Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.

Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.

by dil3mma October 15, 2014

Churro Dick

After you have been at a sandy place for an extended period of time and your junk becomes covered with sand.

"Get your hand out of your pants!"
"Sorry, man, I've been at the beach for a while and I've got a bad case of Churro Dick"

by beachvolleyballplayer27 October 19, 2014

Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

grandpa dick

Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013

Dick-tac

A phallus so small, it can literally be compared to a tic-tac.

person 1: I heard that guy has a really small cock.
person 2: Yeah, he's got a dick-tac.

by ImOnlyUsingThisOnce December 29, 2013

dick brushing

When a woman is kneeling down and smiling up at a man and the man brushes
his dick across her pearly whites in a toothbrush motion as if brushing her teeth...you can apply toothpaste if necessary, no, not Colgate, jackass!!

"I put my bitch on her knees, gave her a dick brushing she'd never forget"

by RPM808 January 21, 2015

unbiased dick

When a person's sexual drive is so potent that they will have sex with anyone or anything.

person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think that Jeff was hitting on me.

person 1: he was.

Doesn't he have a gf?

Person 1: ya, but he has an unbiased dick.

by doya January 22, 2015