dick it up 

When two men get together to have a sexual encounter with each other.

Ben and Jack always get together on the weekends to dick it up.

dick it up by Happy Wolf November 17, 2006

Dick Slamming 

Dick slamming describes someone who derives pleasure from repeatedly slamming his penis against an object with a hinge or slide mechanism, such as: toilet seats, bank vaults, cd cases, cars and doors.

He had a doorgasm from dick slamming the front door.

Dick Slamming by lin1134114 December 9, 2008

dick hickey 

When making out with a girl your dick is so hard for so long that when you are done you have left a bruise in the shape of your cock on her inner thigh.

"Hey man, did you guys do it last night?"
"Nah, but we made out for so long that I gave her a dick hickey."
"Pussy."

dick hickey by J-Roe December 18, 2009

dick bag 

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

dick bag by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

dick cheese 

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.

"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"

dick cheese by gotyoguh October 14, 2011

Dick Cheney 

A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country!

Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?

Dick Cheney by xeroxcopyr May 16, 2004

dick measuring contest 

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

dick measuring contest by adam phillips November 8, 2008