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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
by Maxdout May 28, 2021
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John jay

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses
Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay
mugGet the John jaymug.

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.
Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!
by Cragnon December 17, 2023
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chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)
omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017
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louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017
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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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