fucking shitty

when you are way beyond fucked up

when i smoked those 4 sweets i was fucking shitty

by billy baxter October 9, 2003

Duct'd and fucked

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

fuck apnea

when you cum so hard you cannot breathe

can also cause a neck strain

dude did you kill her
no man she's having some fuck apnea

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Fuck sack

Fuck sack is another Andpoo L where he meant to right Fuck sake and another word has been added to Andpoo dicanary and another -1000 footy IQ moment from Andpoo

Fuck sack I’m so dumb, oh for fuck sack Jono

by Andpoo Dicenary May 8, 2023

Bottle Fucking

When a girl takes a bottle of cum and puts it up her vagina and squeezes the bottle so the cum comes out and into her vagina

When i was talking to my girl she confessed that she was bottle fucking and now she’s pregnant

by GrandeednarG October 18, 2019

fuck valentine

The definition of not giving a flying fuck about valentine’s day due to the fact that you are single.

Friend: “Ayo what you finna do for valentine’s Day?”
You: “Bro fuck valentine”

by anonymous February 6, 2021