Are you a petal-popper?
by Tiki Marie Johnson January 20, 2023
Get the petal-popper mug.v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.
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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013
Get the pulling a pope mug.I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?
by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018
Get the choke the pope mug.When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.
John: "How did your date go last night?"
Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"
John: "No way man!"
Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"
John: "No way man!"
by TrypZo June 30, 2021
Get the The forbidden party popper mug.Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.
by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022
Get the Midwest party popper mug.Some random guy in the pvz (plants vs zombies) fandom who still think that ea is responsible for the game death even tho the game is still staying strong.
Pvz fan (non ea bad popcap good): I like pvz2
Some random ea bad popcap good guy: this game suck because ea ruined it.
Pvz fan (non ea bad popcap good) : man shut your
Some random ea bad popcap good guy: goddamn goddamn
Some random ea bad popcap good guy: this game suck because ea ruined it.
Pvz fan (non ea bad popcap good) : man shut your
Some random ea bad popcap good guy: goddamn goddamn
by Chad pvz2 fan October 24, 2023
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Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010
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