I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?
by Lord Cohliani April 23, 2018
The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 19, 2010