2 definitions by ChuckWagon19
When a someone uses their penis to have intercourse with another persons armpit, then follows said action by ejaculating on their chest.
*Phil Collins music playing* Chuck after vigorous hours of pummeling Mikes armpits with his dong, decided to finish off the Double Pits To Chesty and dropped a super mediocre load right on his chest pubes.
by ChuckWagon19 December 13, 2019
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 5, 2010