ChuckWagon19's definitions

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

Double Pits To Chesty

When a someone uses their penis to have intercourse with another persons armpit, then follows said action by ejaculating on their chest.

*Phil Collins music playing* Chuck after vigorous hours of pummeling Mikes armpits with his dong, decided to finish off the Double Pits To Chesty and dropped a super mediocre load right on his chest pubes.

by ChuckWagon19 December 13, 2019