black uniform syndrome

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.

Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome

by princessandrea1219 March 23, 2011

Black hair hyunjin

Black hair hyunjin is the standard. It’s like the gift you have been waiting for on your birthday. black hair hyunjin supremacy

What is hyunjin’s best hair ?
Black hair hyunjin

by Barbz official January 9, 2021

Black boy summer

It's the summer which takes place the year after white boy summer and gives black people the opportunity to enjoy the summer with no bs

Person1:"when is black boy summer?"
Person2:"it's the year after white boy summer"
Person1:"ok let's start planning

by Stavros_mxr June 2, 2021

Angry black bitch

The female component of the ghetto, hood community (not to be mistaken with normal African Americans) who acts a damn fool when she feels that her blackness or street credibility is under threat. She usually acts and responds extremely out of proportion with any act committed that they are offended by. Examples: The only black girl at work with a headwrap smelling like patouli, who wants to know who let the popcorn burn in the microwave then proceeds to attack the person who thought that 4 minutes of popping was acceptable. The woman who gets angry when you don't want to buy her man's mix tape for 12.99 and then curses at you and says that you didn't deserve to hear such fly shit anyhow as she throws a brick at your car window. The black woman at Family Dollar who yells, Why the fuck do they keep the laundry detergent under lock and key behind the counter... when her intent was to enter the store to steal it. The black woman at the stop light who is still texting her cousin about where the trees are at when the light turns green, but then busts 12 shots at you with her 9mm for honking your horn.

Did you see how damn hard she just slammed that door cause the gas station didn't carry Newport cigarettes in the box? That's an angry black bitch!

by Myztifyan September 3, 2016

black tortilla chip

a person who's nationality is half Mexican, half African American

Steve: Take a look at that black tortilla chip over there.

John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.

by bobb1989 October 19, 2009

fade to black

smoking crack for a week

he smoked so much muthafukin crack... a nigga fade 2 blak.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014