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Bang-Off

Used in a correctional setting: When two or more inmates, who are upset at each other, bang on their cell doors to try and upset the other.
Sorry about all of that noise Lieutenant. The two inmates in the alley are having a "Bang-Off".
by KodiakNightstalker July 25, 2020
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Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.
I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.
by Preston November 17, 2004
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dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Proper Piss Off

When something is pathetic and really annoying, so it really really pisses you off on a regular basis.
"everytime I get an email through my hotmail, it logs me off my MSN. Its a proper piss off!"
by *Crumpet* June 25, 2007
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Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.
Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.
by Z-Mo April 8, 2008
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Jack Off Jill

They also had an EP called Covetous Creature with SMP from Marilyn Manson on guitars. Manson also gave them their name. Moulder's side project is T-C-R with Chris Vrenna, Nine Inch Nails, on guitar for afew tracks.
You know the babe from Jack off Jill
Yea
Shes Fit!
by Jamin August 3, 2003
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break you off

by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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