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matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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King brown

by Jezzmaster February 24, 2024
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King Sufi

1 Sufiyan Ahmed "SA" is one of the smartest people you ever meet,one of the greatest guys you will ever meet."Gentleman", and is very good at treating women with respect.Genuinely, nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving.
2 He's "contemptuous", but a funny sarcastic way.
3 Commonly tall 5.10, and athletic. Enjoys running. A "SA" is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to "cry on" whenever you meet him. If you meet a SA in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
4 A wonderful loving man who makes "you smile". A best friend and lover in one. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart,( you will never stop loving him.)
5 He works hard strives for best grades, usually tops,keeps everything perfect.The Best Quality about a Sufiyan is "That they Will Never Cheat On You", They Are "One Of The Sweetest Guys Around" And Are "Extremely Loyal". They Are Strong And Cute People, Althought They Tend to get angry easily, they do Not be angry for long. "They Are Extremely Chivalrous People". Respect The people around them and their opinions .They Are Good Sports Persons and Also have a lot of satisfying power. He always makes you smile and you know you can count on him.
6 Usually characterized by these guy, Guys like a Sufiyan Ahmed are pretty hard to find, so once you find him, hold him close to your Heart ,and (when he approach someone accept it)
by King Sufi November 24, 2021
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King Dick

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis
Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

"is this dick good"
"yes king"
"how good is this dick"
"Amazing king dick"
by king_dick May 17, 2023
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Shy Guy King

Very known Neo Nazi, known for bombing the twin towers and fucking minors with Jeffrey Epstein
Wow, I really feel like Shy Guy King today!
by jerffreay September 20, 2023
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cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021
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King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018
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