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cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.
Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.
by Appsguy September 25, 2007
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tuck your cunt in

(feminine) To take charge of one's own destiny. To pull one's self up by one's bootstraps. The feminine equivalent of "man-up".
SYNONYM: "Tuck it in" "TYCI"
ANTONYM: "You're untucked" "I'm tucked out"
"Hey just tuck your cunt in and sort it out"
by Jenna 'Manc' Omeltschenko December 6, 2009
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Festering Cunt Sore

An unsightly sore on the "vagina" that has been unattended to for some time and has become somewhat "skanky".
Oh Doris!! you really must get that festering cunt sore seen to as soon as possible.
by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009
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massive homo cunt

When you got a group of dumbass pissing you off.
Chev Chelios: while Chico pisses on him Massive homo cunt!

From Crank 2 Movie.
by Manimecker August 10, 2010
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Cunt so Fine

Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!
Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.
by Lunicus October 11, 2013
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RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.
CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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