black uniform syndrome

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.

Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome

by princessandrea1219 March 23, 2011

Black Star Lesbian

A lesbian who's had sex with many men in her life. The opposite of a {Gold Star Lesbian}, who's never slept with a man. A Black Star Lesbian is not just a lesbian who's had sex with one or a few men, that's just a lesbian who doesn't have a Gold Star. You really gotta EARN that Black Star.

Lesbian 1: "Have you ever had sex with a guy?"
Lesbian 2: "Nope, never. Gold Star, all the way."
Lesbian 1: "Oh, okay. Not me. You ever see Dragon Ball GT? I'm like the Black Star Dragon Balls... I'm a Black Star Lesbian. Toooons of dudes. Not anymore though! All in the past."

by barbarella-babe February 28, 2019

Angry black bitch

The female component of the ghetto, hood community (not to be mistaken with normal African Americans) who acts a damn fool when she feels that her blackness or street credibility is under threat. She usually acts and responds extremely out of proportion with any act committed that they are offended by. Examples: The only black girl at work with a headwrap smelling like patouli, who wants to know who let the popcorn burn in the microwave then proceeds to attack the person who thought that 4 minutes of popping was acceptable. The woman who gets angry when you don't want to buy her man's mix tape for 12.99 and then curses at you and says that you didn't deserve to hear such fly shit anyhow as she throws a brick at your car window. The black woman at Family Dollar who yells, Why the fuck do they keep the laundry detergent under lock and key behind the counter... when her intent was to enter the store to steal it. The black woman at the stop light who is still texting her cousin about where the trees are at when the light turns green, but then busts 12 shots at you with her 9mm for honking your horn.

Did you see how damn hard she just slammed that door cause the gas station didn't carry Newport cigarettes in the box? That's an angry black bitch!

by Myztifyan September 3, 2016

black tortilla chip

a person who's nationality is half Mexican, half African American

Steve: Take a look at that black tortilla chip over there.

John: Hmmm, all i see is a black-Mexican guy.

by bobb1989 October 19, 2009

fade to black

smoking crack for a week

he smoked so much muthafukin crack... a nigga fade 2 blak.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Blacked out Charger

A car that black people modify with 25 inch rims and very bad paint jobs

I seen a blacked out charger the other day

by Tyrones definitions May 30, 2023

Black man special

A black man who goes after fat easy white or Hispanic woman to use them for food sex shelter and breeding. These typen of women are low hanging fruit so they happily fall victim and 90% end up single mothers or domestic violence victims.

Oh he with her for some food sex and shelter. He a black man special to her

by Itbelikethatbro March 6, 2020