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Woke Blindness

Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
Woke Blindness by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022
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woke dystopia 

The period of time after the advent of social media platforms when tens of millions of people weighed in on events that they did not personally take part in, and yet loudly expressed outrage over despite having no personal stake in the incident, often simply as a tactic to destroy a percieved political or cultural enemy, by calling for the banishing of the ‘antagonist’ in their narrative from doing any public and private business.
Joe Biden suddenly found himself in the woke dystopia.

woke and broke 

(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
woke and broke by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021

Woke Cartel 

Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.
Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
Woke Cartel by La Pluma May 15, 2021

Woke Supremacy 

A phrase coined by American Senator Tim Scott. Generally refers to the belief that the opinions of far-left people are more important or valid than those of people with opposing views. Woke supremacists frequently target racial and sexual minorities who disagree with them such as, Coleman Hughes, Thomas Sowell, Blair White, and Cubans who voted for Trump.
In another egregious example of woke supremacy, Chelsea Handler forced 50 Cent to not vote for Trump.

woke-joke 

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.
Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!
woke-joke by Ofashea March 5, 2021

woke ass nigga 

someone who has been awakened by the power of timbs
Person one: Why does Elijah look so good today?
Person two: Well it's quite simply because he's a woke ass nigga.