johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.

Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.

by Mount Willy December 11, 2016

steven enochs wilson

A very tiny dick having individual who likes to suck the old crusty cum out of the one the only lunch lady last bitch Julie Thompson and the old crack dealer nut out of Marie Reddies of South Haven.

There is a pile of Steven Enochs wilson coming out of the dog.

by Steven wilson m4m fun October 17, 2019

Wilsons grammar school

Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.

Wilsons grammar school:

Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?

Functioning human 2: shit

Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?

Functioning human 2: Wilsons!

by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018

Wilson Suburban Legend

A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.

"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news

by shadow warrior 610 February 16, 2017

Owen Wilson Nose

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.

Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.

by David452 June 11, 2008

Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.

He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies

by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023

Woodrow T. Wilson

A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.

You girls look too young to drink. Why don't I just buy you a round of Woodrow T. Wilsons?

by therealsituation April 19, 2010