Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.
by Barnsider September 3, 2010
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Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017
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2) A variation of the word wierd.
1) Her home etiquette rules are just wierdofondoso dude.
2) That movie Romero was a sad, wierdofondoso epic of a man who whouldn't have died.
2) That movie Romero was a sad, wierdofondoso epic of a man who whouldn't have died.
by Stray December 6, 2003
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by Mydic Isinya November 8, 2003
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