I'll Wait Cardigan

The Cardigan that the English teacher wraps around her torso when aggravated.
{talking} AHEM, I'll Wait, {wraps cardigan around torso} HANDS ON TOP {that means stop} Thank You, Samantha go ahead, keep reading. That defines the I'll wait Cardigan.
by FroggyPlays March 27, 2022
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Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.
"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"
by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020
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When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on
"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Wait, What?

Wait, What? you have pink hare now? Wait, what?
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yearlong wait

When you just miss a bus/train going to your significant other and waiting for the next one seems endless.
If you're a male you basically feel your beard growing.
- I just missed bus #80 yesterday while going to meet my girl. Dude, that was a yearlong wait!
- But that bus runs every 10 minutes, right?
by anonymous May 26, 2017
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