the jiesen virus

symptoms include:
-headaches

-crying
-nausea and vomiting

-trauma

-emotional damage

-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells

the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected

stay safe

person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”

by jvirusvictim January 24, 2022

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theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006

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something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

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Excellent British thrash band from the 80's that split in 1990 and whose lyrical themes focused mainly on war death and insanity, reformed in 2008 and have released three full length albums since 1986

Coke Finlay from virus: Thrash to the death! Oh wait, we're not onslaught....thank fuck!

by Slaytanicide August 17, 2010

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