vanilla

1 - a type of foodstuff grown in a pod
2 - straight down the line, boring sex, with as little foreplay as possible, the kind of sex that the Catholic Church (proud sponsors of this year's Republican party) want you to have, if you have to have sex at all, and if you're married.

The sex was all right, but she's a bit vanilla for me.

by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003

vanilla lesbianism

A girl (usually teenage to early twenties) that professes to people that she is a lesbian when in fact she is is usually pretending to do so to gain the attention of one or more men.

"i made out with Jenny the other night, but then she went off with Tom"

"sounds like she's into vanilla lesbianism"

by Bunnygirl88 December 26, 2008

vanilla wrist

The act of being a faggot.

Jew:Man...Lyricaus is such a fag!
Muslim:I know man...he gots da Vanilla Wrist!

by adcoolguy March 3, 2008

Vanilla pie

A white woman's pussy.

That black dude likes vanilla pie.

by Deep blue 2012 May 21, 2010

Vanilla Pudding

The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.

Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.

by D1ld0Sagg1ns May 10, 2016

Vance

A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio

Vance, “Bruh”

by TU NEGROO April 16, 2019

Vanilla Coke

N. After usage of Coca-Cola's fine beverage as a douch, this is the name given to the edible substance on its way out.

BAMF: "Had a delicious Vanilla Coke after dinner last night with Steph"
Gronk: "I also had one to go with my burger at McDonalds"
BAMF: "You dumb fuck"

by johnny howard November 9, 2012