Bloody Urinal

Goat squad, gang gang gang, three women and the super smash bros fucking wit that blowporcupine

Henry: I fucking hate bloody Urinal

James: Goat Squad!

by Jacky Rosenstein December 21, 2021

Urine Squad

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS

by DDZ22 January 24, 2021

Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 20, 2018

Tare urine

1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user

1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

urine

yummy

Mmmm, is that urine? Yummy!

by kaedeeeeeeeee February 25, 2024

Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.

Masculine urination on a tuesday

by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022

Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!

I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do

by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023