When a male ejaculates in a condom enough times to completely fill it up and then freezes it, and uses it as a dildo whilst getting a blowjob from his boyfriend. This isn't specifically a male affair, it can be with lesbian females as well.
Male 1: Hey sexy
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby
by Fucks sake are there no pseudo May 30, 2014
Get the vanilla unicorn mug.A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
by unicorndiseaseisnotacoolthing December 29, 2010
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The chairs aren't working on unicin.
by Joe Bloggs December 31, 2004
Get the unicin mug.by magicalUnicorn101 April 5, 2009
Get the magical unicorn mug.A "practical joke" or show of bromantic affection where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs that guy's genitals/penis (i.e. the unicorn's horn).
"Wow, I was just in the lobby and saw a drunk guy jump on another dude's back and grab his junk! He unicorn ambushed him in front of everyone!"
by Hola Gatino! February 19, 2009
Get the Unicorn Ambush mug.It's actually the spot between your eyebrows where you would have a horn, were you a unicorn. Humorous in context because of its suggestive nature, even though its root meaning is quite innocent.
Person 1: I'm actually not that hot in my unicorn area.
Person 2: WTF?!
She was sweating profusely from her unicorn area because it was 100 degrees out.
Person 2: WTF?!
She was sweating profusely from her unicorn area because it was 100 degrees out.
by Rainalot_ February 19, 2010
Get the Unicorn Area mug.A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."
B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"
EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.
EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.
EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."
B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"
EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.
EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.
EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 30, 2011
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