twossted

to get drunk, high, generally fucked up.
usually you have to get really messed up before you're twossted.
see crunked

last night i was sooo twossted

by Greg Van Arsdale May 3, 2004

twisening

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)

Patrick said, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"

by Justin Y. April 2, 2008

twospace

A period of intense connection between two lovers, to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Commonly early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of 2space may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and strangers telling you to "Get a Room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed all the parties!

by C and V May 20, 2008

twesearch

Market research done on Twitter

Twesearch shows that most people favor the iPod over Sony mp3 players.

by conversition April 3, 2009

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

Twoper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper

by Dirty Dally November 3, 2009

twotexter

A person who always texts you with two topics in one message.

Person 1: Do you want to play tennis tomorrow? Are you having dinner home today?

Person 2: You're such a twotexter!

by Icarus91 June 28, 2010