Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 04, 2010

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch April 26, 2011

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.

yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.

by ayemenifromtwitter October 30, 2019

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)

I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!

by Thump45a November 28, 2016

twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break

This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us

by Kon D'Or December 01, 2016