total recall

Not to get confused with the expression tits, total recall is an exprssion refering to triple tits,which is when somethin is so great its better that tits, as in the woman from the movie

Ronald: Oh my god man did you see that midget do a backflip through the fire hoop into a pool of baby kittens

Frank: yea, that was total recall

by Ron Burgandy and Gold July 17, 2010

total jerk

1) That thing that you're great uncle calls you for not talking to him for three years because he's a total drama queen and needs to get over himself.

2) That guy that broke your heart after a long time of dating and suddenly decides to tell you that he thinks Miley Cyrus is getting hotter and hotter.

3) That one homeless person who doesn't say hi back.

How's that?

Insta: @kriscowin

meanie ouch heartbroken rude jerkface total jerk

by kriscowin November 16, 2013

Total Drama Island: Totally Interactive

A new series in the Total Drama franchise. 27 campers were brought to the mysterious Thunder Island, a rare island in the Bermuda Triangle. Eventually they were voted off one by one until Tory the tomboy won the grand prize.

Last time on Total Drama Island: Totally Interactive!

by TDI:TI Fan July 15, 2010

totaled

Completely destroyed.

"Dude, that drunk drive totaled my car!"

by Quaght September 1, 2003

TaoTao

TaoTao is a Chinese company that supplies cheap, poorly built ATV's, Scooters, and other off-road equipment. Due to TaoTao's poor quality, it is not unusual for their products to malfunction and/or leak fluids.

"Hey man, why the hell is my driveway covered in oil?!"

"Dave brought his fucking TaoTao over..."

by tarylbody123 July 21, 2018

totalitarianism

if you're looking this up, then i think its obvious that you need to pay attention to history class. i'm not giving you the answer!

all i will say is "Joseph Stalin". if you dont know him, look him up. then you'll know what totalitarianism is.

by think outside the box December 15, 2006

Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.

I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.

by LilCunt May 26, 2008