Definitions by tarylbody123

TaoTao 

TaoTao is a Chinese company that supplies cheap, poorly built ATV's, Scooters, and other off-road equipment. Due to TaoTao's poor quality, it is not unusual for their products to malfunction and/or leak fluids.

"Hey man, why the hell is my driveway covered in oil?!"

"Dave brought his fucking TaoTao over..."

TaoTao by tarylbody123 July 21, 2018

Friend 

Somebody who comes to your house and eats all of your food, (cheetos, doritos, pizza, etc,) and also uses your stuff with their cheeto dust hands.

"hey man, what happened to all of your snacks?" "aw man, my friend came over"

Friend by tarylbody123 January 30, 2017