an ugly pale sheman with rackne and yellow teeth who likes to try and date other womens men and lies every chance heshe gets. wants to live every one elses life but hisher own and thuroughly enjoys masturbating in public.
guy 1: is that person a male or female?
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory
by anon20091055 December 22, 2010
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Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
by The Goose September 21, 2003
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by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006
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1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile
1. a. a poo that you let go in water, preferrably with the anus pointed at someone. b. a thin cylindrical anus-propelled underwater projectile
by joah March 11, 2005
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by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006
Get the torpedoe surfing mug.A very old council of pedophiles that run the United Kingdom since the 1950s. Their main function is to extract money from UK citizens, and rape children. They don't rape children alone as they count with the help of the BBC and their "stars", who also rape children too.
In the recent years, after all pedophile scandals came to light, they went into hiding and deny the facts. Now, they have used a bunch of Muslims as scapegoats saying they are the ones runing the pedophile gang and grooming children, because they are brown people and that is what brown people do.
However the Muslims are mainly innocent, and the rapes keep happening in all MP private parties. They also kill children too apart from raping them, or as part of the process. Really disgusting people that should burn in hell.
They say the Police didn't investigate the Pedophiles for fear, as they were high rank MPs. I say they didn't investigate it because they were busy raping children themselves!
In the recent years, after all pedophile scandals came to light, they went into hiding and deny the facts. Now, they have used a bunch of Muslims as scapegoats saying they are the ones runing the pedophile gang and grooming children, because they are brown people and that is what brown people do.
However the Muslims are mainly innocent, and the rapes keep happening in all MP private parties. They also kill children too apart from raping them, or as part of the process. Really disgusting people that should burn in hell.
They say the Police didn't investigate the Pedophiles for fear, as they were high rank MPs. I say they didn't investigate it because they were busy raping children themselves!
I didn't rape any children! is the Muslims fault that groom them in Rotherdam! I am innocent ! I am a respectable Tory!
by Political Bastard September 1, 2016
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