pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 7, 2023

Pork Gobbler

One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!

Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.

by Crham December 9, 2019

Pork Fishing

Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.

Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

vitamin pork

(1) Noun.

The nutrient lacking in the blood stream of vegans.

(2) Noun.
The sex vitamin.

Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.

Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.

by SirGatorFalls September 14, 2016

pork chop

A nickname, often given to a younger girl, that is suppose to exploit the girl’s irrational belief/insecurity that she is overweight.

Hey Pork Chop, come over here and give me a hug.

by Dandee_12to12 December 17, 2008

Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

pork sofa

the cousin to beef curtains

i'm just chillin on my pork sofa

by rockoutwithyourblockout July 6, 2010