Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Naughty Bits

A man or woman’s sex organs.

I had so much sex last night that my naughty bits hurt!

by anonymous April 23, 2021

bit of a to do

Having words or a lot of fuss over something

You should have seen these to blokes in the car park having a bit of a to do over the same parking space

by Abdul kundar Baker December 7, 2020

Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Doing It For the Bit

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

by Coco PEartree October 30, 2023

Whittle Bit

Basically saying "little bit" but in child-like voice.

Boy: How much do you want?

Girl : Just a "whittle bit".

by whittlebits April 29, 2014

bit rot

Either (1) the tendency for data stored on a digital medium to decay in quality, so that the contents are corrupted or (2) the tendency for software to mysteriously stop working after a period of time, despite no changes to the code.

My coworkers were angry at me that my program stopped working. I told them, "I tested it a few weeks ago, and it worked then! The failure must be due to bit rot."

by DonaldAlan September 12, 2021