Ego Pump

(n.)
1. Someone who gives a person praise so much that the person they're praising becomes a narcissist (whether he/she/they/etc. is purposefully doing it or not).
2. One of the causes for narcissism in children

Ex:
Child: I'm gonna sing a song!
Parents: Go ahead!
Child: *Ear-piercing demonic screeches*
Parents: \o/ Wow! So good! Yay! \o/
Guest (at Parents' house): I think it's time I should leave.

Karen thinks she is so great because her parents were ego pumps.

by Other_Person September 25, 2020

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

Arm Pump

After you work out your veins are swollen and your feeling stronger then ever

Bro i just hit the gym i have crazy arm pump u don’t want to arm wrestle

by Shreksualovers December 10, 2019

pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.

75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"

by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008

Politics and Pumps

...Style in a Political Fashion.

Politics and Pumps is the politics of fashion, fashion and politics, style and non-profit, style and foundations, philanthropy, political leaders and fashion.

by Tiffani Rose January 23, 2008

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.

James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night

by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022