twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
Get the Edward Cullenmug. An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
Get the Edward Cullenmug. Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back
Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?
by Action woman May 14, 2015
Get the edward robertmug. by Karly loves max June 19, 2019
Get the karly Edwardsmug. by Nighnutz November 3, 2019
Get the Port Edwardsmug. CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
Get the The Portly Edwardmug. by Anna Ross Alexander November 19, 2019
Get the Edward Berrymug.